My Life According to Google

February 17, 2009 Categories: Memes & Quizzes | 2 Comments  

I did this meme awhile ago, right after Carrie Underwood won American Idol, and most of the results that came up were about her. I saw it this week on Back to Books, and thought I’d give it another try.

Type in the following into Google search and choose from the first description found…. Be honest, don’t just pick one out to be funny!

1: Type in “[your first name] needs”:
…(what) Carrie needs after a night like this is a nice, hot bath.

2: Type in “[your first name] looks like”:
(This is what) Carrie looks like when she’s scraping the snow off her car. (Done enough of that this winter!)

3: Type in “[your first name] hates”:
Carrie hates the Scene listeners on Last.fm. (Huh?)

4: Type in “[your first name] goes” OR “[your first name] has gone”:
Carrie has gone and spoiled me again!

5: Type in “[your first name] loves”:
Carrie loves finding the greatness in shopping.

6: Type in “[your first name] eats”:
Carrie eats cake.

7: Type in “[your first name] has”:
Carrie has to remarry for “Sex and the City.”

8: Type in “[your first name] works”:
Carrie works thirty-six hours a week…

9: Type in “[your first name] lives”:
Carrie Lives on Salvation Street by Will Wakefield

10: Type in “[your first name] died”:
Carrie died at the age of 75 from diabetes complications in South Dakota on June 2, 1946. (This is referring to Carrie Ingalls.)

11: Type in “[your first name] does”:
Carrie does non-fiction.

12: Type in “[your first name] will”:
Carrie Will is an artist and New York native working in fine art photography.

13: Type in “[your first name] can”:
(The Parents Guide for) Carrie can be found here. (This is referring to a parents’ guide for the film Carrie. My suggestion? Don’t let your kids watch it.)

14. Type in “[your first name] plays”:
Carrie plays ball.

15. Type in “[your first name] drives”:
Carrie drives Christine with Cujo riding in the back. (Another Stephen King reference!)

15. Type in “[your first name] feels”:
Carrie feels at home in theater and loves the entire affair. (Since I was a theater major in college, this is fitting!)

Let me know if you play along!

2 Comments

  1. Nicola

    That was great! You got some really good ones and doesn’t look like any refer to Underwood!

  2. carrie

    Nicola – nope, not a one!