Mommy Brain

(The Pirates Who Don’t Do Anything was provided to me by Big Idea for the purpose of this feature.)

Being a hero is a lot to live up to and for Elliot (Larry the Cucumber), Sedgewick (Mr. Lunt), and George (Pa Grape), working as cabin boys in the local dinner theater’s pirate show looks like it may be as close to heroic as any of them ever get. Back in the 17th century, heir to the throne Prince Alexander has been captured by his evil uncle Robert and his sister Princess Eloise is determined to rescue him. A magical ball bequeathed by Eloise’s father magically transports Elliot, Sedgewick, and George back in time via rowboat in answer to the Princess’s request for heroes, but their timidity, laziness, and lack of self confidence looks like it will prevent the trio from fulfilling their heroic mission. As the three friends struggle with their own shortcomings, they eventually discover that being heroic may be as simple as just doing what is right. Still, can they possibly live up to the expectations of the Princess and fulfill their apparent heroic destiny? This is a captivating pirate movie full of adventure, cute characters, funny moments, and catchy music that imparts a wholesome message without being either preachy or overtly religious. Best of all, this swashbuckling film won’t scare even the most sensitive young viewer.

We’ve always been big Veggie Tales fans here at our house, and The Pirates Who Don’t Do Anything is no exception. It is filled with the humor we’ve come to love from Veggie Tales, great music, and an important lesson.

The Pirates Who Don’t Do Anything is available on DVD now.