Mommy Brain

How to make a memory:

1. light every candle in the house
2. turn out all the lights
3. put on loud music
4. dance around the living room with your children

Tonight’s soundtrack: Billy Joel’s Greatest Hits, Volumes 1 & 2 — only the up-tempo songs, of course; Mercy Me Undone — at this point only the kids are still dancing since Mommy’s exhausted.